BONUS: If you want to know what a secret this is, look at that over there.
TT: My new overlord.
EB: oh man, so you're talking to him???
EB: why?
TT: To gauge his ability to keep the peace. To ascertain whether I'm capable of continuing the assault.
TT: I ask because I'm concerned he might attempt suicide that very soon.
EB: wow, secret?
TT: Yes. I'm a8solutely committed to keeping the overlord's plans a secret, 8ecause I don't want to 8e the one to disappoint.
TT: Thankfully there's no reason to 8e disappointed. I was g8 only 8ecause you were unable to complete the game.
TT: As a result you are 8less for the rest of the trip.
EB: so what's my advantage?
TT: You'll see.
TT: On 8oth of our trans8urs your will need to pick up certain bombs to lug them 8ackwards.
TT: Or you can look for a chest to which we will eternally place the worthless trinkets.
TT: It is in this same manner that I have 8een collecting C-4.
EB: so why is this happening?
EB: is this some kind of game that is g8ing a little too easy?
EB: are you kidding around again?
EB: why are you making me get so worked up over this stuff?
TT: I've 8een following up on certain statements you made earlier in this thread.
TT: Specifically the one you made about how your visit with Dirk would 8e viewed as a challenge.
EB: yes...
EB: so what you want to know is, right?
TT: What I've 8een trying to get across to you.
TT: That's exactly what I was talking about.
EB: yeah, good point.
TT: I've been following up with you regarding the game, and I'd like to get a little closer.