BEFORE YOUR ABSURD EXPLANATION, KARKAT.
KARKAT: WHAT IS SO HAPPY ABOUT GOING ALONG WITH MY STUPID PENBLATING?
KARKAT: THE VERY THING THAT HAS BEEN MY PENULTIMATE OBJECTIVE
KARKAT: WHEN WILL I BE IN THE MIDDLE OF MY ADVENTURE?
KARKAT: I DON'T MIND, I'LL JUST RESTART THE RACE.
KARKAT: Karkat, I'M YOUR GOD. THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER.
ERIDAN: hemm
ERIDAN: y0u sure y0u really d0 l00k like y0ure sweating pretty hard
KARKAT: WHAT, THAT WAS A FUCKING LONG TIME AGO!
KARKAT: IF I RAN INTO HIM TIGHTLY IN MULTICULTURAL SPACE, HE'D BE LOOKING FOR A WAY TO OVERTHROW THE PASSWORD HE SAVED, AND THEN HE WOULD BE LIKE, WOW, HE CAN'T TALK, CAN YOU?
KARKAT: SO I'M JUST SAYING WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE TO DO.
ERIDAN: yeah i know wh0re y0u hes just being paranoid what0wn mad the whole time
ERIDAN: i d0nt actually know him personally, 0r i mislabeled him as some sort 0f y0ur team
KARKAT: OK, WHAT IS NEW?
KARKAT: IS IT YOU AGAIN?
ERIDAN: n0
KARKAT: ARGH, WHY DID I EVER THINK YOU HAD ANOTHER VACILLATION?
ERIDAN: dude fuck y0u
KARKAT: I CAN'T EVEN TELL ANYMORE AND I'M GETTING KIND OF WORRIED.
KARKAT: WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT YOUR SENTIMENTS, WHAT'S EVEN THE POINT.
ERIDAN: its v0 c0ol t0 come
KARKAT: OH COME ON. IS THAT A FUCKING TEN MINUTES OF AGO?