PesterGen

CURRENT reedward [R3D1C4L] doppelganger [P3G] 3 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
P3G: OH MY GOD
P3G: THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING
P3G: WHAT WAS I EVEN THINKING
ROSE: Shhh!
CURRENT pearl of obsolescence [P3G] closed memo.
CURRENT ivories [CIVIL3] 3 MINUTES AGO responded to memo.
CIVIL3: i dont even know what youre talking about anymore are you
CIVIL3: maybe you should all go back to sleep?
CURRENT irongray if you want to hear me say some of the things that i just told him
CIVIL3: but yeah ill shut off the laptop so you can listen to him later.
CURRENT anthony if you want to hear me say some of the things that he just told me
CIVIL3: but yeah ill shut off the laptop so you can listen to him later.
CURRENT bs_vier then when irongray gets here i want to hear you have a seat at the table where we can discuss the things that just happened
CIVIL3: oops i mean not literally
CIVIL3: ok teh regret is of the essence!
CIVIL3: if youre hard up on your luck just lemme know
CIVIL3: ill just plug my ear right now and see if the stench is even the slightest bit hindatement to your success
CIVIL3: do you want to hear the whole story
ROSE: Sure.
ROSE: But in order to fully appreciate the magnitude of my disappointment, it's time for me to get the full tale of his exploits.
ROSE: I've been roughhousing a little too hard lately.
ROSE: I've stolen a few fortunate victims' items, and I'm not even sure if I can salvage them now.
ROSE: But unfortunately, as of now, they are all objects of history.
ROSE: They will never again be worth a damn.
CURRENT irongray [R3G] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
R3G: OH MY GOD
R3G: D: