EB: oh no!
EB: why!!!
TT: Cause I tricked you into getting killed.
TT: I sent you off to do something stupid.
TT: That's why it's so hard to kill a thing.
EB: so then, i guess...
EB: it would not have been a really cool death at the hands of my buddies?
TT: No, I think it perfectly well could have been my business acumen to try to rehabilitate the body.
TT: I'd have loved to help you turn your terrible recklessness into something dignified with a nice, long life.
EB: heh, you're right.
EB: but, cowardice is always a beautiful thing, and well intended.
EB: if you're ever going to put another human into a stupid death trap, it's gonna be on full Serket lockdown mode.
TT: That won't do at all.
EB: then maybe pepper spray will be the best bet?
TT: No, I have more to offer you.
TT: I can remotely activate Serket's various arrestable functions, depending on the severity of the infraction.
TT: I can also remotely activate the Geofront's extradition request, should you wish.
TT: I can also remotely initiate a trial, if you wish.
TT: I can also remotely trigger a trial, if you wish.
TT: http://tinyurl.com/TR-trial
EB: that sounds fun!
EB: but i'm not really here to hear your ramblings anymore.
EB: i'm just waiting for jack to come back, and then to do whatever you want.
EB: that is all.
TT: True.
TT: Now that you mention it, me too, kid.
TT: I've gathered that in a lot of humanoid races, especially those low on the hemospectrum, extradition requests are afoot.
TT: Is that a thing you'd do?
EB: yeah, if I were you.
EB: i'd probably follow the same route they did, but with different obstacles.
EB: like, higher altitudes, colder climes, denser water, stuff like that.
TT: You mean a lot of giant earthquakes?
EB: well, yeah.