PesterGen

TT: I can't think of a single thing so foreign to me.
TT: Can you just tell me what your day-6 business is?
TT: I would really like to hear from you later.
GG: Fine.
GG: Then what is it?
TT: I'm going to wake up.
TT: Stamp it SEVEN POINTLESS.
GG: What!
TT: I see. Is that so?
GG: I thought we were getting into a good rhythm there!
GG: I have you beaten the demon up to a manageable size, yes, but that doesn't really say much!
GG: I think you are out there in your dream self's vicinity, and you are sending my messages through the medium as well.
GG: It would be nice to talk to someone who is more "out there" in the real world, and not just online.
GG: Let's chill out for a while, shalln't we?
TT: Shalln't?
TT: Just saying.
TT: As far as I know, you are asleep.
TT: Also, as far as I can tell, you have not awoken yet.
TT: I have spent quite a bit of time investigating this phenomenon, and I believe I can explain it scientifically.
TT: I believe the sleep/wake cycle is represented in our common waking consciousness as a series of double awakenings, each accompanied by a slight but noticeable decline in sensitivity to day-6 days.
TT: However, I believe this explanation is spot on as far as it goes.
TT: I believe the actual reason you are asleep is simply because you are receiving indirect, inconsistent, and/or nonsensical feedback from a very active, cognizant third party.
TT: This is all part of the overall mystery, which I believe is complex, and will be more fully elaborated upon in time.
GG: Okay.
GG: So then, my alarm clock is right?
GG: I should go get it.
TT: Yes, get it.
TT: I'll go about it in a minute.
TT: But just so you know, I don't have it exactly set up like you do.
TT: I have a bit of help though.
GG: How?