TT: That's not really what I'm talking about.
TT: When I said the gods were my worshipers, I was talking about the absolute pinnacle of all bullshit, and there are very real beings who do my bidding on a dark, spectral level.
TG: then yeah i guess youre right
TG: god damnit stop worshiping or whatever
TG: time to wake you up
TT: Fine.
TT: Listen, I am a pale arachnids pr0blem.
TT: Also, let me preface this request with an overture of appreciation.
TT: Thank you for the massage.
TG: oh fine
TG: you know i am always a go-getter when it comes to massage bombs
TG: you know how i am always down with a tampon
TG: and you know how i am the world over divide into two personality consistent pieces of myself
TG: that is some pretty rad blackmailing shit right
TT: Yeah, I can see that.
TT: You're blackmailing me, isn't it? That's kind of the point.
TG: blackmail?
TG: what the fuck is that
TT: I'm not actually trying to dissuade you from taking the shortcut. I just want to be totally transparent with you.
TT: I just don't want to make any promises I don't intend to keep.
TG: promises?
TG: you mean like stuff i said youll keep
TG: that i will and have already
TG: kept my word
TG: i promise
TG: if i say something youll believe me
TG: because youre my friend and i trust you
TG: and if i don't then i feel like an asshole
TG: and youre probably right
TG: but what if i did say something that was obviously false
TG: like promise to not break my word