PesterGen

TT: I need to ask you something.
EB: what's it?
TT: When I was dead there for a few minutes, could you tell me what happened?
TT: What happened after that?
EB: oh, yeah, i saw karkat and his coparent leave.
EB: i was in a bubble and he was with me.
EB: they were leaving too. but then they couldn't reach the sun, so i woke up.
EB: i was about to go to sleep, but then i woke up again.
EB: this is why karkat can't wake up when you sleep, and why we can't wake up when you wake up.
TT: I guess I don't know how to wake someone up.
TT: I guess I can wake you up, but it's not really like I don't have a NDA about it.
TT: I guess I'm not supposed to wake someone up, but I just don't know how to stop you.
TT: You just don't want to wake me up.
EB: oh dude, yes!
TT: What's the NDA?
EB: i think i understand that you don't always have to tell me everything, ok?
EB: it is my understanding that vriska and all her friends are in trouble, and it's really annoying, but sometimes it helps to know for sure there is a way to stop it.
TT: When?
EB: maybe when you are asleep.
TT: Oh god.
TT: Is there a moon to the south pole?
EB: um, it's kind of a big thing.
EB: like a big sphere, and it's kind of dark.
EB: i have no idea what to do about it.