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ARADIA: c0uld you please
ARADIA: tell me why you want to die
DAVESPRITE: just once
DAVESPRITE: can you please just upload your nightmare self to me
ARADIA: ok
ARADIA: http://tinyurl.com/uploadU
ARADIA: http://tinyurl.com/dirkisthisyo
DIRK: These are AMAZINGALLY creepy photos of a sleeping human.
DIRK: Creepy?
DIRK: Are those feline ears?
DIRK: I can't.
DIRK: They look kind of jaundiced.
DIRK: Like they're wearing sunglasses.
DIRK: I don't think I've ever seen those.
DIRK: Did you?
JAKE: (No kind of creepy!)
DIRK: Ha ha, okay. Kind of.
DIRK: Mine is so messed up. The top is missing, obviously.
DIRK: Do you think Dirk is being actively perverse again?
JAKE: (No...)
DIRK: You're right, I did no good at all at all at that.
DIRK: It's just kind of a phase.
DIRK: Like for instance, if I were in his head, I would have been super lax about it.
DIRK: Like, if a predator were to discover an unsuspecting prey, it would just so happen that the prey was actually the guy who was being filmed, and the film would go away.
DIRK: He would not be able to see what I was doing with it for some reason.
DIRK: He would not be able to see that I had taken the film with me on my travels.
DIRK: Probably to tell jokes about how much I hated cats.
JAKE: (No those are awesome!)
DIRK: Yeah, you're right. It's about the worst thing about him.
DIRK: I really wish I didn't have to hear that he was so enraged when he found I was snooping.
DIRK: I really wish I didn't have to hear that he took the bunny he found in my room and killed it.
DIRK: I really wish I didn't have to hear that he took the letter he found in my...