PesterGen

DAVE: like i do not have to cower in the shadows like my ladybits do
DAVE: do not make me chase you around like some kind of frightened weasel
DAVE: trust me itll be worth it
KARKAT: ARGH.
KARKAT: JUST
KARKAT: GOD DAMN IT.
SOLLUX: what's thii2?
KARKAT: JUST GO OOOOOOOOON WITH YOUR HORNS.
KARKAT: JUST GO GO ON AND LATER.
SOLLUX: there, good.
KARKAT: NOW GO HASSLE SOME OF THOSE FUCKING STuPID MIRACLES.
KARKAT: AND TAKE MY CREDIT FOR THE SEVERAL WEEKS IIST.
KARKAT: SEE I KIND OF USED TO BE PRETTY AFRAID WHEN IT COMES.
KARKAT: I DON'T WANT TO HAPPEN AGAIN.
KARKAT: I HAVE MY TIPS.
SOLLUX: those are the insider's tips.
KARKAT: THEY'RE GREAT, I LOVE THEM.
SOLLUX: eh...
KARKAT: WHY?
SOLLUX: karkat is just becoming that guy who is becoming more so as he goes along.
KARKAT: HE'S A MUCH BETTER ARTIST THAN I AM, FOR ONE THING.
SOLLUX: yeah ok, see i thought so.
KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
SOLLUX: well listen.
KARKAT: HIS JOB IS TO PLOT A COURSE THROUGH THE RING TO FIND THE SUN.
KARKAT: IT ISN'T A COURSE LIKE ANYTHING.
SOLLUX: there ii2 no chiildii2 to his excruciate2tion.
KARKAT: HOW SCANDAL ARE YOU GOING TO GOING TO BE?
SOLLUX: iit ii2 2o that iit ii2 2o that you ha2 two feel the need two chiildii2 a2 a2 a higher calliope2 or ciickiing up a2 a higher audiime.