PesterGen

IF YOU SEE HIM,
KARKAT: CUT HIM THE HELL OUT OF ME! THAT'S THE KIND OF THING THAT COULD BE A SERIOUS LEADER SHOULD DO,
KARKAT: THE GUY I'M TALKING TO ISN'T EVEN THAT STUPID.
KARKAT: IT'S MORE LIKE...
KARKAT: *WAIT*
KARKAT: *SHIT IS GETTING KIND OF OLD,*
KARKAT: WEIRD.
KARKAT: THIS WAY AND THAT
KARKAT: YOU'LL FEEL BETTER, I GUESS.
KARKAT: MAYBE GET KIND OF EMOTIONAL WALLOWCASE IN SCHOOL FALL, AND THEN EVERYONE'S GOING TO BE LIKE, WHO GIVES A SHIT, YEARS AGO?
KARKAT: THAT'S JUST HAPPENING NOW.
ERIDAN: it seems you are finally being led astray by your father
ERIDAN: yes
KARKAT: OH YEAH.
KARKAT: HE'S ALSO BEING SENTIMENTAL.
KARKAT: EVERYWHERE I LOOK, HE'S APPARENTLY GETS AS FAR AS HE CAN FROM THE PICTURE OF A HARDENED LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT.
KARKAT: I'M GETTING KIND OF WORRIED.
ERIDAN: hahahahahaha
ERIDAN: wow
ERIDAN: youre probably right